Kin Food

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Eating Dreams

Hello I am a gengar kin and I thought I would add a bit about dream eating. dreams come in many tastes and textures a happy dream will be very sweet and a bad dream is sour and spicy. A dream is by nature fluffy but will vary on the length and clarity of the dream. a weak or short dream Will be very light and airy like foam. and a strong or long one will be thick like cotton candy.I hope this helps

hollyfleur:

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meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrupVaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, SpriteJolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rimFlareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, SpriteUmbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juiceGlaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rimLeafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decorationSylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

fucking oh god

FUCK I WANT

hollyfleur:

pixelvted:

meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!

Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

fucking oh god

FUCK I WANT

Any tips for Pokékin? I'm a Pikachu-kin and my boyfriend is an Ash fictive.
Anonymous

We have a Pokemon tag.

Please check that.

-Wolf

Just curious, what human berries would you match to the Pokemon berries? It's established that you think Pecha Berries are like strawberries, but what of the others?
Anonymous

Wow okay. That’s a lot of Berries, but I’m gonna give it a shot

  1. Cheri - Those harder, sour tasting Cherries
  2. Pecha - Strawberries
  3. Rawst - Also Strawberries
  4. Oran - Blueberries
  5. Lum - Lychee, actually.
  6. Razz - Raspberry
  7. Bluk - Blackberries

That’s honestly all I can give you off that list darling, sorry.

-Wolf

Edit: I’m editing this like 5 months later cause I just saw it but still, pechas are peaches not strawberries, right?

- Fox

Hi, I am part of a multiple system and one of my headmates is a Bulbasaur. Can you please post some recipies that would be suitable for a grass-type Pokemon? :)
Anonymous

We have a tag for Pokemon recipes (like Pokeblocks and poffins and stuff).

And here’s some other tags that would help:

Salad

Fruit

Flowers

Berries

- Wolf

i also suggest regular apples and other fruits to the pokekin!

Puttin’ this here. You guys owe thanks to this dedicated recipe-finding critter. So do I.

<3 Thank you, Snowy.

-Wolf

INGREDIENTS

  • 1 cup mixed berries (plain Pecha blocks are my personal favorite (1 cup strawberries))
  • 1/4 cup water 
  • 1/2 cup applesauce 
  • 1/2 cup fruit juice (apple, cranberry, blueberry, anything to your liking!)
  • 2 envelopes gelatin (1 envelope = 2 1/2 tsp = 5 tsp gelatin) 

INSTRUCTIONS

In a small saucepan over medium heat, combine the berries and water. Bring the mix to a boil and cook until the berries are soft. Should take about 5 minutes! Transfer the berries to a blender (or use an immersion blender) to puree the berries until smooth. Return berries to pot. Add the applesauce and return the mix to a boil, then remove from heat, cover and set aside. 

In a large bowl, sprinkle gelatin over your choice of fruit juice and let it stand for one minute. Add the hot fruit mixture and stir until the gelatin completely dissolves (3-5 minutes). 

Pour the berry mix into 8 x 8 inch glass or ceramic baking dish (or into cute molds). Refrigerate the mix about 3 hours. Finally, cut the mix into blocks, and enjoy!


(Once again, thank you to our unofficial recipe finder)

INGREDIENTS

2 3/4 cups flour
3/4 cup sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter
1/2 cup buttermilk 
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
10 Pecha berries, stems removed and chopped*

*Substitute for 2 large peaches, peeled and chopped, about 1 cup

DIRECTIONS

  • Preheat your oven to 400 degrees.
  • In a medium bowl, combine flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon. 
  • Using two knives or a pastry blender (or using hooves like mine if you are so gifted) to cut in the butter until the mixture is coarse but moist.
  • Combine the buttermilk, egg, and vanilla in a small bowl and mix it into the flour mixture until combined.
  • Add the chopped Pecha berries carefully
  • Lightly flour an available surface and knead the dough 5-6 times
  • Pat the poffin dough flat until it is about 3/4 inch thick all around
  • Cut off pieces of the dough and shape them slightly (don’t roll it into a ball, shape lightly)
  • Place the poffins on a baking sheet
  • Bake at 400 degrees for 20-25 minutes or until golden brown

These poffins can also be garnished with Pecha berries (or peach slices) and frosting but are very good plan. Or dusted with powdered sugar.

(Thanks are in order again)